- European countries are worried about acid rain, too. Has anyone yet tried
high pH umbrellas?
- Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the
Summer Olympics.
Too late, however, to keep out most Californians.... - The prime rate is now at its highest level since October, 1982.
And is
further proof that the government isn't losing interest in the economy.... - These disputes between baseball managers and umpires slow down our reading of
the paper too much.
We have to pause to translate all the (bleeps).... - Reading "bleep" quotes in the paper from baseball umpires makes us see more
clearly why they're called the men in blue.
- Inspired by a current movie, we're thinking of starting a company that will
rid your house of folks who stay too long after dinner.
The company's name?
What else? Guestbusters.... - Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty
kids.
Its name? Grossbusters.
Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels.... - We suppose now we should be ready for endless joke reruns that will go
something like
Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady, that was
my vice president.... - How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale
outweighs her by 80 pounds.
- To people who say women shouldn't work outside the home, Ms.
Ferraro can say,
"I won't be. I'll be vice president, remember?...
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