- Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the
Summer Olympics.
Too late, however, to keep out most Californians... - The prime rate is now at its highest level since October,
1982. And is further proof that the government isn't... - These disputes between baseball managers and umpires slow down our reading of
the paper too much.
We have to pause to translate all the (bleeps)... - Reading "bleep" quotes in the paper from baseball umpires
makes us see more clearly why they're called the men... - Inspired by a current movie, we're thinking of starting a company that will
rid your house of folks who stay too long after dinner.
The company's name? What else? Guestbusters... - Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty
kids.
Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's... - We suppose now we should be ready for endless joke reruns that will go
something like:
"Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady... - How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why,
we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds... - To people who say women shouldn't work outside the home,
Ms. Ferraro can say, "I won't be. I'll be vice president... - Rep. Ferraro's husband is John Zaccaro, a real estate developer.
Do we need anyone in Washington who could turn the...
