- European countries are worried about acid rain, too
Has anyone yet tried high pH umbrellas... - Immigration officials already are tightening security in Los Angeles for the
Summer Olympics
Too late, however, to keep out most Californians... - The prime rate is now at its highest level since October
1982. And is further proof that the government isn't... - These disputes between baseball managers and umpires slow down our reading of
the paper too much
We have to pause to translate all the (bleeps)... - Reading "bleep
quotes in the paper from baseball umpires makes us... - Inspired by a current movie, we're thinking of starting a company that will
rid your house of folks who stay too long after dinner
The company's name? What else? Guestbusters... - Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty
kids
Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's... - We suppose now we should be ready for endless joke reruns that will go
something like
Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady... - How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why
we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds... - To people who say women shouldn't work outside the home
Ms. Ferraro can say, "I won't be. I'll be vice president...
