We suppose now we should be ready for endless joke reruns that will go
something like: "Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady, that was
my vice president."
something like: "Who was that lady I saw you with?" "That was no lady, that was
my vice president."
Related:
- Dan Quayle Quotes
"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind.
Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." ... - ENTER DATA, ENAMORATA
Back into the fray.
Thanks to all who sent along best wishes at the outset of my
vacation.
Now, as you rejoin the ranks and the column moves out... - A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank,
and says she wants to open a savings account. The accounts... - Quayle'isms:
* "I was recently on a tour of Latin America,
and the only regret I have was that I didn't study... - Sometimes you just have to wonder...
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
pulling it out very quickly.
I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she... - Okay, this is something me and my best friend did to our Comp.
Sci. teacher senior year of high school. We started... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite... - First Date Advice
Things Not To Say On A First Date:
1. "This is my apartment, but don't break anything...
