- The space shuttle may be progress,
but when other airlines cancel flights at least they... - Our office softball team's recent 16-3 victory caused
the coach to set up a special commission to fi}ind... - Major League baseball players say artificial turf is hard on their legs.
As a replacement could stadiums use Nerf... - Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a
woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population... - Gary Hart says he can't wait for the '88 presidential campaign.
Luckily for him, it'll begin in a few months... - Running your air conditioner a lot now also helps stop
spoilage of the last few of your leftover holiday... - The national newspaper we would really like would have
a reporting staff of seers and prophets and be called... - One speaker at this summer's Democratic national convention will be Jimmy
Carter.
Apparently no one fears a spontaneous movement to draft... - We're looking forward to hearing Mr. Carter speak to the Democratic
convention,
and hope he'll update us on how Amy and Brother Billy... - European countries are worried about acid rain, too.
Has anyone yet tried high pH umbrellas...
