The Supreme Court decision on televising college football games is a bit confusing.
But what do you expect from a team that has just nine members, all of whom sit on the bench?...
The space shuttle may be progress, but when other airlines cancel flights at least they try to get you booked on another plane.
Our office softball team's recent 16-3 victory caused the coach to set up a special commission to fi}ind out what went right.
Major League baseball players say artificial turf is hard on their legs.
As a replacement could stadiums use Nerf?...
Tip O'Neill says Fritz Mondale's running mate will be either Gary Hart or a woman.
That narrows it down to just over half the population....
Gary Hart says he can't wait for the '88 presidential campaign.
Luckily for him, it'll begin in a few months....
Running your air conditioner a lot now also helps stop spoilage of the last few of your leftover holiday fruitcakes.
The national newspaper we would really like would have a reporting staff of seers and prophets and be called "USA Tomorrow.
One speaker at this summer's Democratic national convention will be Jimmy Carter.
Apparently no one fears a spontaneous movement to draft him....
We're looking forward to hearing Mr. Carter speak to the Democratic convention, and hope he'll update us on how Amy and Brother Billy are doing.