Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty kids.

Our second idea for a new company would rid your back yard of especially nasty
kids. Its name? Grossbusters.
Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels. She sacrifices to give her daughter
everything, but when the child grows up she gets picked for a job attending
foreign funerals.

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