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• Los Angeles is sprucing up for the Olympics. And it won't surprise us to find a newly installed cleaner variety of smog.
• In Los Angeles, McDonalds quickly reacted to the highway shootings.
  They came out with 'Happy To Be Alive Meals.' LA is a real strange place....
• Not the Sharpest Knife in the Drawer! Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home.
  After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting pleas to come out and give himself up....
• On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal: By 62% to 17%, Americans still trust President Reagan over Mr.
  Gorbachev to reduce tensions between the countries....
• A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS A COLLECTIVE FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS PARAMEDICS
  EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND (WE ARE AFRAID) A DOCTOR OR TWO AT MAJOR HOSPITALS....
• 45.A COLLECTION FROM MEDICAL INTERVIEW RECORDS WRITTEN BY VARIOUS PARAMEDICS
  EMERGENCY ROOM RECEPTIONISTS, AND DOCTORS AT MAJOR HOSPITALS - The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately....
• The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.
  These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we're afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospital...
• The New Yorker A New Yorker was flying to Los Angeles and when the airliner reached Arizona the announcement was made that they were now passing over the Grand Canyon.
  He looked down for a few seconds and then went back to his magazine....
• Apology: Politeness too late.