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Quip Snips
- As we read the GOP delegates, there were conservatives,
conserveratives and
conservistatives...
- The Republican party has never been closer together," says George Bush.
He's
right, judging by the look of the aisles...
- Mr. Bush strikes us as the sort of Texan that John
Connally is a Republican...
- Senator Laxalt nominated Mr. Reagan.
Why does his name always sound to us
like a low-sodium...
- Let the Republicans worry about the future of the world.
We're just glad to
discover, via our postcard mail...
- We're not a per/+fect party," says Bob Dole.
How can he expect the president
to win with that kind...
- If Democrats had nominated Jesse Jackson for veep, the GOP speakers would have
been,
uh, well. . . give us time and maybe we'll think...
- The GOP has continuity.
In support of the Great Communicator the keynoter was...
- Jeane Kirkpatrick, who spoke to the GOP meeting, is a Democrat.
Mr. Reagan
used to be one, too. And, though there...
- In 1980, said Jeane Kirkpatrick, Americans elected "a very different
president." Right.
No previous one had ever co-starred with Bonzo...
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