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• Jesse Jackson finally repudiates what Louis Farrakhan has been saying.
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• A black guy and a gorilla go into a bar together. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here.
  The bartender says, "Oh come on, pal, we don't serve no gorillas in here....
• YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
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• Security for the GOP convention was reported to be tight.
  That's awful. We hope they sobered up before anything serious happened....