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• Mr. Ford spoke to the convention but not Mr. Nixon.
  In his honor, couldn't the GOP at least have arranged for 18-and-a-half minutes of silence?...
• Ronald Reagan actually seems to be getting younger," Rep.
  Jack Kemp told the GOP convention. Further evidence of what lots of sleep will do for you....
• Mr. Reagan listed few goals for the future in his GOP convention speech.
  Maybe the good news is he doesn't have many. ---- Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles!...
• It was obvious that Mr. Reagan and Mr. Bush used the same writer for their acceptance speeches.
  The first 150 or so words of each talk were the same...
• Every war in this century began and was fought under a Democrat administration," Mr.
  Goldwater says. Luckily, however, a few Republican soldiers agreed to fight....
• Fifty million Americans said no to Walter Mondale four years ago," Senator Baker told the GOP convention.
  That's just political hype. It was only 49,618,685....
• Abe Lincoln was the first Republican president. Of course, back then Mr.
  Reagan wasn't yet old enough to run....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Mr. Nixon has decided not to move to New York City.
  Apparently he, too, feels he's been punished enough....