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• The Republican platform again fails to support the ERA.
  So the GOP can correctly claim it has treated women equally for two straight elections....
• An Atheist Has No Invisible Means Of Support.
• This GOP convention was concerned with great issue
  he future of mankind, world peace and whether John Zaccaro is a nerd....
• Only the mediocre are always at their best.
• YOUR STARSHIP CAPTAIN JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
  . * Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month * He paints flames and an NRA sticker on the warp nacelles * You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob" * He refers to Klingons as "critters" * He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns" * He has a sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil * He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section * He says "got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies" * He hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen * He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle * He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it * He says "Yee-HA!...
• The Diagnostic Supervisor stepped out of Turbolift TLA3
  and stared at the carnage before him on the bridge....
• Only the mediocre are at their best all the time.
• Only a mediocre person is always at his best.