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• A Long Flight... Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
  There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left....
• Letter from Camp Dear Mom & Dad: We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid.
  Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• It's Good to be Woman! ** We got off the Titanic first.
  ** We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses....
• A NEW YEAR’S ADAM ON CHRISTMAS EVE, BUD Beginnings end.
  ..and endings begin. That’s either a Biblical paraphrase or a Microsoft credo....
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