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• FOUR YEARS LATER... December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.
  C. (Associated Press) After four years of legal wrangling, George W....
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• Bush vs. Gore The two major presidential canidates today agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment.
  However - they disagree on the details. The Republican candidate, George W....
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• Can you believe it??? George Bush has been in office just 1 year and already they have his wife's picture on the dollar bill!
• Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over.
  Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high....
• YOUR NEW OFFICIAL TAX FORM 1. Enter your social security numbe
  ___-__-____ 2. How much money did you make last year?...
• George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents.