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Quip Snips
- If Fritz Mondale wants a real running mate, our suggestion,
from what we saw
on TV recently, would be Larry Bird...
- Just to keep the record straight,
what is called a heatwave in the Northeast
is called...
- There are hints of peace moves in the Iran-Iraq war,
but both sides still seem
capable of overcoming them...
- We frankly don't know much about Pelsor, Arkansas,
except that our postcard
mail reveals it's hospitable...
- A new book claims Pope John Paul I was murdered.
Critics denouncing the
conclusion would do well to...
- Pay phone calls in New York are going up to a quarter.
If you don't mind
waiting a few days for your cab...
- Security was tight in Switzerland for the pope's visit,
it's repo{rted. That's
terrible. Someone should...
- Sikh soldiers have been deserting the army of India.
Why? No M*A*S*H units...
- For Hallmark's acquisition of the Crayolo company, what's an appropriate card
to send,
"Hip, Hip, Hue-ray"...
- As nearly as we can figure it,
the handsome young guys in the Father's Day ads
have...
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