A satellite has discovered that a huge distant galaxy gives off mostly heat
instead of light. Must be folks there are in the midst of a political
campaign.
instead of light. Must be folks there are in the midst of a political
campaign.
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- DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES SURFACES
Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic
(Author Unknown)
Updated 8/7/88 W0PN
For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to believe
they were in business to supply electricity to the consume
a service for which they charge a substantial rate.... - A friend of mine, Doug, finally managed to get this girl he liked out on a
date.
They went to a movie. On the way home from the movie Doug's car caught on fire somehow.... - How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in-
Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around.... - Seen on an Armour food can:
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PORK BRAINS in Milk Gravy
Ingredia
Pork Brains, Milk, Water, Salt, Corn Starch, Sodium Nitrite.... - It IS the heat!!
- Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
- LIGHT BULB JOKES
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.... - It has been discovered: research causes cancer in rats.
- Software incompatibility
I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having
some problems lately.
I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1....
