Pay phone calls in New York are going up to a quarter. If you don't mind
waiting a few days for your cab, you can send a letter for a nickel less.
waiting a few days for your cab, you can send a letter for a nickel less.
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- Tips from Secretaries to Managers: Enhancing the Relationship
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Whenever possible, please keep us late. We have no homes to go to and are only too thankful to spend the evening here.... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
< -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?... - A Polish Mother writing a leter to her son
Dear Son,
Just a few lines to let you know that I am still alive.
I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast.... - WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
"Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.... - The math professor just accepted a new position at a university in another
city and has to move.
He and his wife pack all their belongings into cardboard boxes and have them shipped off to their new home.... - Big Man In a Small Town"
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law
school.
He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town.... - In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife.
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Heeeeee-YAH!, smashing box of kleenex] But this method doesn't work with a telephone call.... - ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the
punchline.
) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up.... - Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and
wonderful phone features available now.
None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
