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• On earth as it is in San Francisco
• As they began their convention, the Democrats seemed unified.
  At least everyone seems to have found someone else to dislike....
• Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco? A: With a crowbar.
• Why is San Francisco like granola? Once you get past the fruit and nuts, all you have left is the flakes.
• Two Polacks are drving along in their truck when the y see a pig by the side of the road.
  Well, this is pretty unusual, so they stop for a look....
• If Democrats had nominated Jesse Jackson for veep, the GOP speakers would have been, uh, well.
  . . give us time and maybe we'll think of some famous black Republicans....
• Did you heard of the three gay guys in San Francisco who stopped a straight woman on the street?
  Well, two held the woman while the third one did her hair....
• You know you live in San Francisco when... Your co-worker tells you that they have 8 body piercings but none of them happen to be visible.
  ... When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think of steak....