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  Its name? Grossbusters. Imagine how Gerry Ferraro's mother feels....
• Vice president has such a nice ring to it," says Ms.
  Ferraro. Further evidence she's got a lot to learn about how government works....
• How can Geraldine Ferraro help balance the ticket? Why, we bet Fritz Mondale outweighs her by 80 pounds.
• There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones.
  John was married but Joe, the other brother was single and the owner of a small delapidated boat....
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• There was a young girl in Berlin Who was fucked by an elderly Finn.
  Though he diddled his best, And fucked her with zest, She kept asking, "Hey, Pop, is it in?...
• The big question facing Democrats now is whether Gerry Ferraro's coattails are long enough to carry Fritz Mondale into office with her.
• Gerry Ferraro says she and Fritz Mondale will prove the experts wrong. Not much of a challenge.