- Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison? A: A small Medium at large.
- Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: You drop him a line.
- Q: Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory? A: He couldn't concentrate.
- Q: If you are American in the kitchen - what are you in the bathroom ? A: European.
- Q: "Should I boil the new missionary?" asked the cannibal.
A: "No" replied the chief, "He's a friar.... - Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker? A: The No-bell Prize.
- Q: Why is the ringling brothers circus so mind boggling? A: Because it's in tents!
- Q: What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinocerus? A: Elephino.
- Q: Why couldn't the bike make it up the hill? A: Because it was "two" tired!
- Q: Why do baby ducks walk softly? A: Because baby ducks can't walk, hardly.
