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• Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
• Q: What's brown and sounds like a bell? A: Dung.
• Q: What's the name of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell.
• Q: How did copper wire get invented? A: Two jews got it a fight over a penny.
• Did Mr. Bell expect this??
• Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: How do you breath through that thing?
• Q: What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? A: "Evening ladies.
• Q: What did God say when he made his second black man. A: "Oops, burned another one.
• Question on an application form for a newspaper: 5.
  You have the choice of saving a drowning man or getting a Pulitzer Prize winning photograph....