- Q: How are Mexican children taught to put on their underwear?
A: Brown in the back, yellow up front.... - Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
- Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
- Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
- Q: What do you say to a Mexican in a three piece suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise...".
- Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A speck.
- Q: What do they use in a Mexican baptism? A: Bean dip.
- Q: How does God make Mexicans? A: By sandblasting blacks.
- Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
- Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? A: Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
