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• Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a Frenchman? A: Jacques Cousteaudian.
• What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a boy scout?
  Someone who likes to pitch tents....
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand
• Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican with a Chinese? A: A car thief that can't drive.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a frigid woman with an Apple? A: A computer that won't go down!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• Q: What do you get when you cross a one-legged mongoloid with a polack? A: A polaroid one-step!
• Q: What do you get when you cross a polack and a mexican?
  A: A kid who spraypaints chainlink fences....