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  The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven....
• Q: What's the difference between humans and computers?
  A: With a computer you put software into hardware ......
• Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
  A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball!...
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
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• Q: What's red and has 7 dents? A: Snow White's cherry
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  He must also live on the first floor of his dorm....
• Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer....
• Q: What's grosser than running over a baby with a semi?
  A: Picking it out of the grooves on the tires....