Q: Why Do Mexicans Have Re-fried Beans? A: Have You Ever Heard Of A Mexican Doing Anything Right The First Time?
Questions and Answers
Q: Why do Mexicans have re-fried beans?
A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time?
Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
So they could have four clean walls to write on....
Q: Why can't Mexicans have a bar-b-que? A: The beans keep slipping through the grill.
Q: Have you heard about the Mexican 500 car race? A: The first car to start wins.
Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
Q: Why don't Mexicans barbeque? A: Because the beans slip through the grill
Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses? A: It gives them something to pick in the off season.
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....