Q: What's A Specimen? A: Italian Astronaut!
Q: what's a specimen?
A: Italian astronaut!
Q: What's the <ethnic> solution to Rubik's Cube?
A: Spray paint.
What do you call an Italian astronaut??? a specimen..
Q. what's a bigamist? A. a heavy fog in Naples!
Q. whats bigotry? A. what you find in an Italian forest!...
Q: What do you call an Italian with an I.Q. of 180? A: Sicily.
Q. What do the Rubiks cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets....
Q: Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? A
It's hard to spray paint your name on that little line....
Q: Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? A
Because spray paint wasn't invented `till 1949....
Q: Why don't Mexicans have checking accounts? A: Because you can't sign a check, with a can spray paint.
Q: What's the difference between a whale and an Italian grandmother?
A: Ten pounds and a black dress....
Q: What's the definition of an Italian virgin? A
A twelve year old that can run faster than all her brothers....