Pickup Lines And Jessica Comebacks
Pickup Lines and Jessica Comebacks
A: Are you religious...cause I'm here to answer your prayers.
B: Then answer the one where I pray for losers like you to get lost....
A: Do you have a boyfriend--well when you want a manfriend, come talk to me.
B: Well, it doesn't look like you're qualified to give referrals....
A: Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? B: No, but a pick up line like that and the rejection that follows must.
A: Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
B: Then while your in recovery I'll ease the money trouble....
A: Do you drink milk...'cause it sure did your body good. B: Too bad I can't say the same for you.
A: I envy your lipstick. B: I pity your line.
A: Is it me or am I gorgeous? B: By the looks of things, it's just you.
A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
A: You can forget about going to heaven, 'cause it's a sin to look that good.
B: You can forget about getting with me cause I'd go to hell before I gave that line any consideration....
A: Hi I'm new in town--could you give me directions to your apartment?
B: Well, walking straight through the exit is your first clue....