- A: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
B: After seeing you the answer is no, and now I don't intend to be around here much longer.... - A: What's that in your eye...ohhh, it's a sparkle.
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What's that in your face...ohhh, it's me laughing!... - A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
- A: What do you like for breakfast?
B: I don't know, but does that mean if I go to McDonalds you'll make me something for free?
- A: Hi I make more money than you can spend.
B: Hi I'm leaving faster than you can comprehend.
- A: If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
B: If that means damning you to hell consider it done.... - A: Did you know they changed the alphabet, they put U and I together.
B; Hmm, it must stand for Un-Interested.... - A: Look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes.
B: Then reverse might come in handy in your case.... - A: Soo...how am I doing?
B: I like your approach...now let's see your departure.
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