A: Do you have a boyfriend--well when you want a manfriend, come talk to me.
B: Well, it doesn't look like you're qualified to give referrals.
B: Well, it doesn't look like you're qualified to give referrals.
Related:
- A list of classic pick=-up lines
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of
your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed.... - A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest.... - An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker.... - Well if you need me, I'll call you........and
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
..... - Son, Did You Scratch The Car?
Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car.... - Letters to God from children"
Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible.... - Tech Help
"Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
"What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....
