A: Do You Have A Boyfriend--well When You Want A Manfriend, Come Talk To Me.
Pickup Lines and Jessica Comebacks
A: Do you have a boyfriend--well when you want a manfriend, come talk to me.
B: Well, it doesn't look like you're qualified to give referrals.
A list of classic pick=-up lines =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed....
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.
As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red 'H' on her chest....
An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?...
She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
Well if you need me, I'll call you........and If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Son, Did You Scratch The Car? Dad - "Son, come in here, we need to talk.
Son - "What's up, Dad?" Dad - "There's a scratch down the side of the car....
Letters to God from children" Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I read the Bible....
Tech Help "Hello. Tech Support, may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.
"What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away....