A: Is It Me Or Am I Gorgeous? B: By The Looks Of Things, It's Just You.

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• Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
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• B@ Why can't you see things my way?
• A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
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