A: Is It Me Or Am I Gorgeous? B: By The Looks Of Things, It's Just You.
Pickup Lines and Jessica Comebacks
A: Is it me or am I gorgeous?
B: By the looks of things, it's just you.
DEC 20 practical jokes were rampant at an undergraduate computer center I once frequented.
One practical joker, call him Jack (yes, the same Jack mentioned in an earlier message on this list), wrote a program that was really rather nasty....
A: Is it hot in here, or is it just you? B: It's me, but you'll feel the cold as I walk away.
CLICHE AMMENDMENTS....... CLICHE AMMENDMENTS......
. Part ONE by T & B -selling like hotcakes, but things are bound to look up soon....
A: I want you almost as much as I want world peace.
B: Hmm, looks like you'll get world peace first....
George Bush and Saddam Hussein decide to settle their differences in a civilized manner by discussing the matter.
So they meet on neutral ground, midway between the swings and the sandbox, while all the little kids respectfully gather round....
Not Listed One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole.
He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway....
A man goes to the psychiatrist a nervous wreck. The shrink tells him to sit down and explain his problem.
He says, "Well, doc, I keep having this dream where I am at this party full of people and I look across the room and there is a beautiful blonde woman and she walks over and our hands touch and instantly we are alone in a room, naked....
B@ Why can't you see things my way?
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation....