Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
Related:
- Heard in the office...
She: Would you like to see my new dress?
He: I'd like nothing better. jbowe@bbn.com... - Would you like me to sing you a song?
- She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - Have you ever felt like a á tester?
- She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - A list of classic pick=-up lines
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I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of
your *ss when I'm finished.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed.... - An Australian woman's car was involved in a motor accident.
A policeman asked what gear she was in. "Can't you see for yourself?... - Excuse me, can you spare a tagline?
- Excuse Me,Could You Spare A Little Social Change
