She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
He: Do you have the energy?
What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?
Hey babe, Wanna get LUCKY!!!!!!
"Say mother! Want another?" (if she has children)
Suck my dick or I'll blow your fucking head off. [requires a gun]
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Will you marry me and have my children? [unfortunate side=-effects: beware!]
If you ever want to see your children again, you'll do what I want.
You're hitchhiking across the Mojave Desert? Alone?
I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing
in black, did you know that? What you need now is a nice backrub.
Are the straps too tight, darling? How tragic. How very, very tragic.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Bond. James Bond.
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
It's absolutely pure Bolivian. And I don't *give* it away.
Nothing I can say will ease of the loss of your daughter, but rest
assured that the Morgenstern Funeral Home will do everything possible
to bring you peace of mind in this harrowing time.
Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me
to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone
beat me to it.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab
Would you like to see a baby picture of me?
(Shows the girl the picture of a baby better endowed than most men.)
Hello, Love, - Do you spit or swallow?
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book...
So what's one more??
Hey babe -- did you know I'm on the Harvard Mailing List?
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...