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• A: If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?
  B: If that means damning you to hell consider it done....
• I'm writing the definitive work on pain. I would like you to tell me how this machine makes you feel.
  Remember, be honest. This is for posterity....
• Hi, what would you like with your fries?
• The Happily Addicted to the Web Song (sing to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell ring
  I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web....
• He who worships Divine Duck will soon sing swan song.
• Trust me, would I lie to you.....
• Would you stand up and walk out on me??
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....