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• Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable.
• Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
• I *could* be arguing in my spare time.
• Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
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