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• One Liners 1. Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  2. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse....
• These are actual bumper stickers: * Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control....
• Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
  Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
• Classic Taglines Classic Taglines: 1- Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
  2- I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!...
• Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
• When things just can't get any worse, they will.
• Ehrman's Commentary: Things will get worse before they will get better.
  Who said things would get better?...
• If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
• Yow! Are we wet yet?