If Things Get Any Worse, I'll Have To Ask You To Stop Helping Me.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
When things just can't get any worse, they will.
I Like 'em Dead I was just 13 when my mommy caught me French-kissing a cadaver in my bed.
She said, "Son, how could you do this?" And I said "Mom, I like 'em dead....
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
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Because I'm A Man... ** Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in.
** Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at....
I feel before the joke I should mention a few things.
First, I am a Christian. Second, I feel that It is wrong to ridicule Christ as a Christian....
If The Airlines Sold Paint Customer (CU): Hi, how much is your paint?
Clerk (CL): Well, sir, that all depends. CU: Depends on what?...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= "I'm going fishing.
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety....
125 Things Never To Say During Sex 1)is it in? 2)that's it?
3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello?...