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• When things just can't get any worse, they will.
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• If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
• Things That Taste Better With Arsenic.
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  You have to worry about being well, or being sick....
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• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....