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• Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what whey want to be when they grow up.
  Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!...
• Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
  Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!...
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....
• One sunday, a Mother Superior was walking in the convent garden when she saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting, "Fuck off!
  Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There is no need for such language....
• Once there was a priest who was travelling quite some distance, so he stopped at a convent to seek lodging for the night.
  The nuns had an extra room, so they let the father come in and stay until morning....
• Administrative note: "All about Baseball" is reportedly just a slightly modified version of an original piece about Cricke
  from the Marybourne Cricket Club The White House is allegedly sending Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out who is really in charge....
• A man was driving through an unfamilar city. He noticed in certain section of town, that women would come up to him at stoplights and say "Nookie Nookie Ten Fifty".
  This happened a few more times and this man being a bit naive wanted to find out what this meant....
• Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
  He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people respond that they are going to stone her because she is a prostitute, and as such a sinner!...
• Benny, a first grader, was walking home from school when he saw a blinding flash of light and a puff of smoke
  in front of him stood his Fairy Godmother. She said, "I've come to grant you one wish and one wish only, what will it be?...