There are three people in a pub. Two of them are talking to each other.
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding.
The first one says : "Well, I think it's because I have sex only once every
month."
Then the second one replies : "Oh, that's true". In my case, it's only once
every other month".
Then, they both look at the third guy, who seems to be very cheerful. They
are puzzled, so they ask him how often he has a screw.
"Once every six monthes" says the fellow.
"Then", ask the first, "why are you so happy?"
And the third replies "Because it's tonight !!!"
They seem to be brooding. So they ask each other why they are brooding.
The first one says : "Well, I think it's because I have sex only once every
month."
Then the second one replies : "Oh, that's true". In my case, it's only once
every other month".
Then, they both look at the third guy, who seems to be very cheerful. They
are puzzled, so they ask him how often he has a screw.
"Once every six monthes" says the fellow.
"Then", ask the first, "why are you so happy?"
And the third replies "Because it's tonight !!!"
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