Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap";

Two nuns in a bath. The first one says "Where's the soap"; the second one
replies "Yes it does, doesn't it"
(Author: Jerome K Maule McKean http://dreamfrequency.com/jokes.html)

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