O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.
Scott's Second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is in inverse ratio to its desirability.
Rudin's Law: In crises that force people to choose among alternative courses of action, most people will choose the worst one possible.
Ginsberg's Restatement of the Three Laws of Thermodynamic
You can't win. You can't break even. You can't quit....
Ehrman's Commentary: Things will get worse before they will get better.
Who said things would get better?...
Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.