- Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving Systems Dynamics:
Once you open a can of worms
the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can... - Non-Reciprocal Law of Expectations:
Negative expectations yield negative results
Positive expectations yield negative results... - Klipstein's Law
You never find a lost article until you replace it... - Glatum's Law of Materialistic Acquisitiveness
The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely... - Lewis' Law:
No matter how long or hard you shop for an item
after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere... - The Airplane Law:
When the plane you are on is late
the plane you want to transfer to is on time... - Etorre's Observation
The other line always moves faster... - Etorre's Ovservation
The chance of the bread falling with the butter side... - Hawkin's Theory of Progress:
Progress does not consist of replacing a theory that is wrong with one that is right
It consists of replacing a theory that is wrong with... - Gold's Law:
If the shoe fits
it's ugly...
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