Finagle's Third Law: In Any Collection Of Data, The Figure Most Obviously Correct, Beyond All Need Of Checking, Is The Mistake.
Finagle's Third Law:
In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
REASONS TO HATE COMPUTERS They cost too much. They break down all the time.
They're too hard to fix. All the different brands are incompatible....
Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
Dead Men Read No Mail My father died on Jan 02, 1995.
He left no forwarding address. Therefore, it fell to me to collect his mail....
A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
.. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity.
The mistake you make is trying to figure it out.