Scott's Second Law: When An Error Has Been Detected And Corrected, It Will Be Found To Have Been Correct In The First Place.
Scott's Second Law:
When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale....
Hi Folks, The following is a little humour written by Tom Wade of EuroKom and Eoin Meehan of Printech International plc.
We hope it lightens your day! Distribute or destroy at will!...
Murphy's Military Laws 1. You are not superman.
2. If it's stupid but works, it isnt stupid. 3....
ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps.
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: For sale: R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale....
Program Notes - Wife 1.0 Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.
0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications....
Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
"The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
If Computer Error Messages Were Writen in Haiku... Three things are certai
Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred....