- Farnsdick's corollary:
After things have gone from bad to worse,
the cycle will repeat itself... - Firestone's Law of Forcasting:
Chicken Little only has to be right once... - Manly's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong... - Cannon's Comment:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the next morning you will have a flat tire... - Murpny's Law:
If anything can go wrong,
it will... - Murphy's Corollary:
Left to themselves,
things tend to go from bad to worse... - Murphy's Corollary:
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because... - Murphy's Constant:
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its... - Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law:
Everything goes wrong all at once... - O'Toole's Commentary:
Murphy was an optimist...
