- Ralph's Observation
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize... - Farnsdick's corollary:
After things have gone from bad to worse
the cycle will repeat itself... - Firestone's Law of Forcasting
Chicken Little only has to be right once... - Manly's Maxim
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong... - Cannon's Comment:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire
the next morning you will have a flat tire... - Murpny's Law:
If anything can go wrong
it will... - Murphy's Corollary:
Left to themselves
things tend to go from bad to worse... - Murphy's Corollary
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because... - Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its... - Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law
Everything goes wrong all at once...
