Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.
Farnsdick's corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Firestone's Law of Forcasting: Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Murpny's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Murphy's Corollary: Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Corollary: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Quantized Revision of Murphy's Law: Everything goes wrong all at once.