Finagle's First Law: If An Experiment Works, Something Has Gone Wrong.
Finagle's First Law:
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.
If an experiment works, something has gone wrong
Wyszowski's Law: No experiment is reproducible.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Geraldo Rivera: A genetic experiment gone bad?
Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct, beyond all need of checking, is the mistake.
Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it only makes it worse.
The First Law of Wing Walking: Never let hold of what you've got until you've got hold of something else.
Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.