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• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
• Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
  They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............
• Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars.
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• This low budget oil producer had an oil well that was on fire.
  He called every oil well fire fighter in the phone book....
• Q: Why do Mexicans have big noses? A: It gives them something to pick in the off season.
• Q: Why do Mexicans have noses? A: So they have something to pick in the wintertime.
• Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....