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• Taoism = Shit Happens. If you can shit, it isn't shit.
  Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism = If shit happens, it is not really shit....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Shit! Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it.
  Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language....
• When The Shoe's On The Other Foot by Art Buchwald It had to happen sooner or later.
  Lawyer Dobbins was wheeled into the emergency room on a stretcher, rolling his head in agony....
• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
  Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....
• Did you know that computer sales persons are so full of shit that if they had an enema they could be buried in a shoe box!
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
  A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?...
• How do you fit 10 dead babies in a shoe box? La Machine!
• What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
  Two plastic surgeons are talking about their recent operations, and one mentions that he grafted tits onto a sailor's back sometime ago....