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• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? A: They only had four cars.
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
  Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....
• Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
  They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Q: How come Mexicans use refried beans? A: Ever know a Mexican who did something right the first time?
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Q: How do you get a Mexican pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.