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• Q: Why were there only 5000 Mexicans at the Alamo? A
  Thats all that they could fit in the back of the pick-up truck....
• Q: How come the Mexican Army only used 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? A: Because they only had 2 cars.
• Why did Santa Ana only have 2,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
  They only had two station wagons.... They had a pickup truck, but it wouldn't start.............
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....
• Q: Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a sedan.
• Editors Note: Here it is folks, the oneliner file.
  Over the past year, I have received several short submissions that were mildly funny, but not quite good enough or topical enough to merit their own posting....
• Why did the Police take the 911 emergency number off the back of their cars?
  The Mexicans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsche'...
• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
  Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flag...
• Q: Why are people so fragile? A: They were made with only one screw.