A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman. He hired a
good lawyer and managed to get released. His lawyer convinced the judge that
the man didn't know the woman was dead, he thought she was British.
good lawyer and managed to get released. His lawyer convinced the judge that
the man didn't know the woman was dead, he thought she was British.
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