He's Dead? I Thought He Was British.
He's dead? I thought he was British.
A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released....
Fresh? 1st woman: "How was your date last night?" 2nd woma
I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was he that fresh?...
He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day, when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the beach.
Unable to restrain himself, he immediately jumped on her and proceeded to hump like a rabid rabbit....
"i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
But I DO work in a pretzel factory", he thought in his twisted mind!
Oops!, sorry, I was miles away......
He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD!