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• A man in Paris was arrested and charged with fucking a dead woman.
  He hired a good lawyer and managed to get released....
• Fresh? 1st woman: "How was your date last night?" 2nd woma
  I had to slap him six times." 1st: "Goodness. Was he that fresh?...
• He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.
• He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet.
• It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
• An Italian man was walking along a secluded beach one day, when he spotted a beautiful naked woman lying on the beach.
  Unable to restrain himself, he immediately jumped on her and proceeded to hump like a rabid rabbit....
• "i, i," she thought. "Perhaps he's not normal, but homologous.&quo
• But I DO work in a pretzel factory", he thought in his twisted mind!
  Oops!, sorry, I was miles away......
• He who dies with the most toys... is -still- DEAD!