After his death, a man found himself
in hell being led by a demon to the place
where he would stoka a fire throughout
eternity.
As he walked, he noticed a man, whom
he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making
passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous
woman.
Turning to the demon he asked, "Why
is that being permitted while I must tend
a fire for eternity?"
To which the demon replied, "It is
not for you to judge her punishment!"
in hell being led by a demon to the place
where he would stoka a fire throughout
eternity.
As he walked, he noticed a man, whom
he knew had been a lawyer on earth, making
passionate love to a beautiful and voluptuous
woman.
Turning to the demon he asked, "Why
is that being permitted while I must tend
a fire for eternity?"
To which the demon replied, "It is
not for you to judge her punishment!"
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